March Maddening

March 5, 2002

Oh, yay. College basketball, a sport I don't even come close to giving a damn about anyway, is getting ready for the NCAA Tournament. Which means that on SportsCenter I'm going to have to put up with Dick Vitale screaming like a moron about "prime time players" and any other stupid catchphrase he hurls at the screen at around 95 decibels.

I don't care who wins; I just want "Dicky V" to shut the hell up.

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