March 14, 2002
That would include going to the dentist, right? After all, if you look up "Dentists" in the Yellow Pages, you'll find about 95 gajillion of them. But apparently they're all DDS-es (orthodontists and dental surgeons), or they're not taking new patients (I'd love to have so much business that I can turn away paying customers), or they don't work Wednesdays for no good reason.
Meanwhile, I alternate between not-too-bad and feeling like my lower jaw's going to fall off. Out-fucking-standing.
