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March 22, 2004

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Yet Another Reason I Should Never Have Children

I have a headache this (Thursday) morning. Not because I was out drinking last night; the Atkins diet doesn't allow beer. Nope, I did this one to myself on the way to work.

I walked to my apartment door and opened it, just like I've done a couple hundred times since I moved in. But this time I had my foot a little too close, and the door couldn't open all the way. Blissfully unaware of that fact I continued walking forward, smacking my forehead against the edge of the door.

Ever hurt yourself and want to scream and curse but didn't for fear of waking up your neighbors and drawing attention to what an idiot you are?

Actually

[Link to this comment] Posted by Andrew on March 23, 2004 6:57 PM.

Actually, no. Normally my doors open all the way.

thats a funny story, though..
its mostly funny cause it's not me

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Re: Actually

[Link to this comment] Posted by Jason on March 23, 2004 7:16 PM.

Well, my doors usually open all the way too. It was just this once. At least the bump's gone away.

Now go back to your squiggle-language :)

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