Ph4t L00t

December 28, 2004

Well, since I have Monday off I decided to do more than just brag about what I got for Christmas. I decided I'd show off.

All the stuff I got for Christmas

Enough golf balls to last me at least 18 holes.'When Will Jesus Bring The Pork Chops?' by George Carlin.'Watch Your F*cking Language' by Sterling Johnson.A pair of golf-ball retrievers.A backpack from Tek Systems.'The Bear and The Dragon' by Tom Clancy.A can of Planter's cashews (there's a story behind that one).M&Ms and Hershey's Kisses.A candy cane full of Hershey's version of M&Ms.A golfing range-finder, so I can know which iron I should use to hit the ball into the woods.Two copies of the 'Godfather' trilogy.A Browns sweatshirt.'Magic' wallet, complete with some money.'The Far Side' wall calendar.Two copies of Doom III.'Star Trek III: Collector's Edition'.A snowman tie. I need to wear this to an interview.Plain blue sweatshirt.Pencils with my name on them.Gift card to Barnes & Noble.Gift card to Dick's.'8 Mile' soundtrack.'More Songs from 8 Mile'.'The Bill Cosby Collection'.Christmas cards.Two work shirts.

There were a lot of duplicates this year (no matter how bad I am, I only need to fish one golf ball at a time of of the lake!) but that's OK. I'll have plenty of time to do returns next month.

An honorable mention goes to my uncle, who got a replica of a prop from A Christmas Story:
[The leg lamp from 'A Christmas Story'.]
"It's indescribably beautiful! It reminds me of the Fourth of July!"

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