A Golf Book I Can Use

February 1, 2005

Just got this in an e-mail from my stepfather:

The First Truly Useful Golf Book

Chapters include:

  1. How to relax when you are hitting 3 off the tee
  2. How to get more distance off the shank
  3. How to hit a Nike from the rough when you hit a Titliest off the tee
  4. Proper excuses for drinking beer before 10AM
  5. How to find that ball that everyone else saw go into the water
  6. How to avoid the water when you are laying 8 in the bunker
  7. Crying & how to handle it
  8. How to let a foursome play through your twosome without embarrassment
  9. When to suggest major swing corrections to your opponent
  10. Using your shadow on the green to maximize earnings
  11. God & the meaning of the birdie to bogey 3-putt
  12. How to properly line up your fourth putt
  13. How to rationalize a 6 hour round
  14. Re-gripping your ball retriever

I think that with this book I can make drastic improvements in my game.

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