September 26, 2006
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I Sang to a Noodle Because the Voices Told Me To
Go ahead and play mad-libs with you birthday and clothes. I got this pupal meme via e-mail and figured that since I haven't written anything lately I'd pass it on:
Pick the month you were born
- January: "I kicked"
- February: "I loved"
- March: "I smoked"
- April: "I dry humped"
- May: "I choked on"
- June: "I murdered"
- July: "I did the macarena with"
- August: "I had lunch with"
- September: "I danced with"
- October: "I sang to"
- November: "I yelled at"
- December: "I ran over"
Pick the day (number) you were born on
- "a birdbath"
- "a monster"
- "a phone"
- "a fork"
- "a Mexican"
- "a gangster"
- "my cell phone"
- "my dog"
- "my best friends' boyfriend"
- "my neighbor"
- "my science teacher"
- "a banana"
- "a fireman"
- "a stuffed animal"
- "a goat"
- "a pickle"
- "your mom"
- "a spoon"
- "myself"
- "a baseball bat"
- "a ninja"
- "Chuck Norris"
- "a noodle"
- "a squirrel"
- "a football player"
- "my sister"
- "an iPod"
- "my brother"
- "a permanent marker"
- "a llama"
- "a homeless guy"
Pick the color of the shirt you are wearing
- White: "because i'm cool like that"
- Black: "because that's how I roll"
- Pink: "because I'm NOT a homosexual"
- Red: "because the voices told me to"
- Blue: "because I'm sexy and I do what I want"
- Green: "because I hate myself"
- Purple: "because I'm cool"
- Gray: "because I was drunk"
- Yellow: "because someone offered me 1,000,000 dollars"
- Orange: "because I hate my family"
- Brown: "because I was high"
- Other: "because I'm a ninja"
- None: "because I can't control myself"
Put the pieces together and enjoy.
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