Looking Like An Idiot, For Your Amusement

January 20, 2005

After getting a little lzy in the face-maintenace department, I decided to illustrate for all of you why I (try to) stay clean-shaven.

For starters, I don't look good in a goatee:
[Me with a goatee. I look even more stupid than usual.]

And if that's not bad enough, I look even worse with just a moustache:
[My imitation of To-tomko

And that, my dear readers, is why I drag a sharpened piece of steel across my face every day.

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