Fun With Spam

October 3, 2002

Not much going on so I decided to share some of the funnier spams I've gotten recently. What, you expected something deep? Don't you know better by now?

From "info@top-legal-resources-direct.com": Top Legal Services (pennies per day)
'Cause when someone tries to sue your ass off, you want a lawyer you can pay with what you dredge out of your sofa cushions.

From "ivanna@lectranet.com (Ivanna Come)": Obscene Facial Pictures
They would've been just as obscene without the penises and jizz. They could have at least found some not-ugly girls for this...

From "info@uki-2.net": –¢�³‘ø�L���¦�‘‚«‚±‚�–³—¿‚¾‚æ�I
Helpful hint: Whatever language that was supposed to be, I don't speak it.

From "freeprizepalace@freeprizepalace.email-publisher.com (Free Prize Palace)": Naturally Increase Bust 1-4 Cup Sizes - Guaranteed!!!
Thanks, but no. Besides, the Twinkies and Ho-hos seem to be doing a bang-up job of it on their own.

From "Jazmine4711g67@axn-asia.com": Are we going to war with Iraq?
Christ, now I have to decide?

From "mikc0123897995911@yahoo.co.uk (Emotional Stability 67% improvement)": Wrinkle Reduction 61% improvement
Neither the subject or address is really worth looking at without the other. I guess wrinkles cause mental instability or something.

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