February 3, 2005
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Oh, Lucky Me
Received in the mail Tuesday:
DEAR JASON C FLESHMAN,
You have been selected to participate in Pennsylvania's Profile Reemployment Program (PREP). A review of the information you provided when filing for unemployment compensation has indicated that you may benefit from specialized reemployment services....You are scheduled to attend the PREP Orientation/Assessment session at which time the program will be fully explained to you....
REPORT TO: PITTSBURGH/ALLEGHENY COUNTY PENNSYLVANIA CAREER LINK
425 6TH AVENUE, 22ND FLOOR
REGIONAL ENTERPRISE TOWER
PITTSBURGH, PA 15219-1837
DATE: 02/08/2005
TIME: 9:30 AMFailure to attend the PREP Orientation/Assessment session or to participate in reemployment services to which you may have been referred may result in your disqualification from unemployment benefits.
Great. So I get to take a bus downtown during rush hour, so I can listen to some bureaucrat wax orgasmic over the exciting career options available in the world of burger-flipping, or possibly clerical work. And if I don't take whatever shit job they drop me into they cancel my unemployment benefits.
Wonderfuckingful.
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