The Bermuda Apartment

August 27, 2008

In the last month or so I've bought two edible Nylabones for my dog to gnaw on. Each has utterly vanished within 72 hours of purchase. She's not taking them outside and depositing them; I'd notice if she did that and make her drop it. She's not eating them; they're far too sturdy to go out like that. But every time I don't notice them for a few hours they just go poof. All I can think of is that the Nylabone people are teleporting them back to the factory, repacking and reselling them.

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